Monday 1 September 2003

XO~ Where is SHE?! This makes no sense. None. SHE is not supposed to leave. I decreed this...now. It is a rule. A RULE. ...That doesn't mean I miss her. Of course not, that would be silly. /sniffles/

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Tuesday 19 August 2003

The house smeeeells funny. All... clean. It isn't right, I tell you, it isn't right! After I spent all that time shedding my lovely, lovely fur just to make it more homey. /sigh/ Well, back to the grind I guess.

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Tuesday 12 August 2003

/spies Kaze-mommy/ KAZE-MOMMY! I'm cute! I'm cute! Pet me! PET ME!

Kaze: /leans down to pet her/

...ew. Human scent. GO AWAY! /runs/

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Sunday 3 August 2003

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I can't believe they left us alone for a whole week. A WHOLE WEEK. Do you know what that sort of torture does for someone like me? Locked in the infernal Laundry Room for an entire week!

Then they came back and all was right with the world. ... And then they left again. XO They're back now, but it still doesn't excuse them for what they did to me! I'll shun them tonight just to make them feel bad. ... Damn, I'm lonely.

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Tuesday 22 July 2003

Hey, I thought we owned this together! ...I thought we did. Hm... /puuuuurrrrrrr/ What was I saying? :3 :3 :3 Must not have mattered~! You know...I realized today that although Kaze-mommy and Kaze-mommy's Mommy lock us up in the Laundry Room, I still don't know what "Laundry" is. They say it a lot. I think it means their removable furs that I sleep on and leave my fur on it. I think it looks better that way. :3 Especially the dark furs. Then I leave my fur and it looks all speckly and pretty~!

I can't find Mousey-mousey anywhere. I think it's hiding under the big white thing that hides the Human food. /peeeeeeeeek/ Come OUT~! XO

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Monday 14 July 2003

Stupid Meruru, that's the last time I ever leave her in charge of MY weblog. 9_9 Women. She forgot our web address. Then when I found the web address, she forgot the password. She also forgot to tell me that our e-mail had gone down so we couldn't get our password back. Grr. I am not Happy with her.

Then again, lately things have begun to change. There is something in the air - an almost lingering scent of beauty I cannot yet define. *thinks* That's it! I haven't been locked in that infernal Laundry Room for many days now. HA! They cannot contain the majesty of The Almighty Ruler of the House in some dinky little Laundry Room. I have come to master this household, these people, and the Box of Fluffy White Edible Paper. Kleenex, is it?

My plan is working perfectly now. They do not suspect that Meruru and I have switched parts of our personality. I am now the cute and cuddly one while she remains stupid and aloof. Ha! I get the love from the People Who Feed Me while Meruru, my dear sister, is -- Wait! Wait! Why is The One Who Sometimes Feeds Me picking her up?! DAMMIT! XO

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A new plan must be formed. I will rule this house and all who inhabit it.

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